I have the biggest crush on this guy that works at the mall near my house. He works in a cellphone shop and it’s so gorgeous and when my cousin’s phone was damaged we always talked to him and I managed to get his number but never texted him and now I’m too embarrassed to even come near him but he’s sooo perfect looking it’s unfair
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
Beluga whales are fucking glorious
Its like the Thor of the sea
PLEASE DO NOT ASK BAND MEMBERS TO FUCK YOU IT IS RUDE AND INSANE THEY ARE HUMANS NOT PIECES OF MEAT DO YOU WALK INTO THE GROCERY STORE AND YELL FUCK ME AT EVERY ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT YOU SEE I MEAN COME ON
when the teacher asks you about a question about something you learned before break
what the fuck? Why do teachers think its okay to start screaming at someone in front of the entire class and have it be justified by ‘they’ve had a bad day’ but when it’s reversed it’s deemed ‘disrespectful?’
how about you don’t scream at and upset the person in front of a class and be professional about it and see them at the end? Students are not immune to being stressed out either so stop using that as an excuse to take it out on a student Jesus ch rist
*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar*
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS
*breaks down in tears on your chest*
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
Western Christianity is just another example of white people taking something people of color founded and perverting it beyond belief.
Not really. Jesus himself was white.
jesy arriving at the ed sullivan theatre (10.03.14)
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.